Heyo Guys!
Woah woah woah! I didn't actually like break into a high security prison using spoons to bust out my mass murderer uncle and know he's hiding under my bed (pfffttt like I would actually do that... whaaaaa you on about theres a human like figure under me, whaaaaa).
No, but I did help Fandom. I'll skip the backstory, basically she got into an argument with her mum and ran out. West was there along with Fandom's boyfriend 'Jammy' so we all treked down to the secret lake and hid for like 3 hours. Once Jammy had to leave we walked back down to the park near my house and this is when we planned holding a fugitive in my back garden.
Step 1- Ask for Permission from Government Secret Service
West: Mum can we get the tent.?
West mum: Ye
Me: Mum can I have some mates over, Fandom's only ran away from home and now we want to hold a criminal in hiding.
My mum: Ye
Step 2: Gather Super Spy Equipment
*West and I break into her house and steal a pink and green 1 person tent*
Step 3: Sneak Highly Wanted Person into Base
*Lose Fandom when we get to park*
Yeah... This was when it went to crap.
So we trek to the park with a freaking tent and Fandom's gone. Annnnnnndd then West gets a message from Fandom's mum saying if we don't know where she is she's calling the po po. Now this is when step 4 put into action:
Step 4:Abandon everything. Run. Run Now.
I pegged it down to find Fandom and when I do I start telling her to ring her nan and make sure our butts don't get shut down. As Fandom's on the phone her mum swerves round the corner and she wasn't pleased. Like at all.
Step 5: Well. shit.
Fandom storms off avoiding all contact with her mother because she was done with everything and I just walked. I did not want to freak out and stand there like a duck. Her mums screaming. Fandom has done caring. I hide behind a pole. More screaming. Fandom sits in the middle of the field and has officially gave up all f**ks.
I then got shouted over by her mum and she had an operation on her leg and had to leave Fandom's brother at home to come find her. (Again we'd been out for like 4 hours now). She really wanted Fandom to get in the car and that otherwise the po po will kill us all. So I had to talk to Fandom and she got up and gave her phone to West so it wouldn't be taken from her. She runs to her mum and still refuses to get in the car and me and west walk to my house.
About 15 minutes later when we were building the tent Fandom's mum finds out and asked for her phone etc. Once she left my dad just goes.
"Ohhh what banta's gone off??"
Just so you all know we're all find and we laugh about it so yeah! Have you guys ever done anything like this?
PS. sorry for not blogging, I'm still blog at the weekend too.
Take care.
Little Old Me, in my Little Old World. Xxx
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